Oh, hey Blogspot!

So, on a whim I decided to make of these blog things so I can be like the rest of the hopeless, sarcastic commentators out there with no place to post their thoughts and other useless nonsense except out in public for God and everyone to see instead of a journal like normal people. *long breath* But who ever said I was normal? That said, I'd like to thank the industry and all the little people who have done nothing to contribute to said blog-creating-whim mentioned in the introductory run-on sentence. And my parents.